I WISH I WAS A COKE DEALER

I swear being a coke rapper is the easiest job in the world...minus the actual selling of cocaine. Are you guys aware of how many words there are for cocaine/crack?

bricks, weight, bird, snow, blow, lines, powder, yayo, cake, chicken, white girl, i got that justin beiber please believe it, that hard, that soft, dust, etc. etc.

AND HUNDREDS MORE.

Do you know how many similes and metaphors I could pull off with that kind of vocabulary??

Im gettin stupid money off that white bimbo

My hands touch so much, the feds trynna bring back Jim Crow

I JUST CAME UP WITH THAT RIGHT NOW.
This shit is too easy.
I wish I was a cocaine rapper fam I got too many bars for this shit:

u need them cakes i got a bakers dozen

move so many bricks u think i was in construction

call me rachel ray im always in the kitcen

move that work all year its lookin like a white christmas

call me ace of cakes i get them cakes faster

i whip that work, like a slave master

call me mr. plow the way i move that snow 

i got that pornstar mouth, you know i got that bloow

im in that traphouse with 25 to lifers

my arm over that stove my wrist got arthritis

I got that snow white, talkin cinderalla

I seen so much white like I was at coachella

I got that shit flyin across the atlantic

touched so much powder you think i was in gymnastics

(bars are best read in Cam'ron's/Pusha T's/2 Chainz' voice)

I could do this all day...

All praise to the prolific and Shakespearean rhymes of the ultimate coke rap duo though. They have probably realized the full potential of their medium.

"Open the frigidaire 25 to life in here

So much white you might think your holy christ is near"